Sherlock candids (3/100)
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me
a guy i know saw this and he waited until like midnight to message me on facebook with “whats the meaning of life” and i was like yeah thats smooth as fuck man i like your style
today he came to my house and made out with me so the moral of the story is always make text posts when youre sad and tired because it got me a boyfriend